January 2012
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that awkward moment when a teethless crackhead...
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Anonymous asked: what would you be doing if you were out right now?
jeffonsfgiants:
why do people only drink a lot during the holidays and new years???? amateurs, everyday is a day to over drink!
what the hell.
really people. you haven’t texted me all day, and now it’s an 11 at night, and there’s 12 of you texting me telling me to get my ass to hella different parties? no no boo boo. first off, i’m not going to richmond. no. just no. or the fucking depths of vallejo. you people are crazy.
darth-lesbatron asked: AWKWARD QUESTIONS. I have done as you asked.
mandalorians:
I haven’t showered since last year.
PUT AWKWARD QUESTIONS IN MY INBOX.
Anonymous asked: who was your new years kiss last year?
okonokos:
my new year’s resolution is to
STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
Anonymous asked: what would you do if someone showed upat your door at 11:59 and asked for a new years kiss?
ohh, the drunk happy new year phone calls from my...
two uncles, gran, 3 aunts and 2 cousins so far, all screaming hella drunk into the answering machine because i’m not answering the phone. this people are fucking priceless, oh god. i love my family. when saint patricks day comes around, remind me to record some of those bad boys.
kurtana:
go ask me the best question you can think of before midnight
Anonymous asked: what are you wearing out to new years?
