run along, wormtail.
caitlin. twenty. east bay born and raised.
i live a san francisco giants and san jose sharks appreciation life.
star wars, sports, pop punk, comics, and sarcasm get me through life.
i fangirl over a lot of things.
like, a lot.
Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acid stains you, drugs cause cramps, gun aren’t lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful, you might as well live. #nowwatching
My major league shirt came today and its awwwweeeeeesooommmmeeee
So I guess people like my shirt?
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.